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Human Element is the Bug...

Article from the Fort Worth Star Telegram...

Human Element is the Bug in the BCS System

In the eternal struggle of man versus machine, man failed miserably Sunday. That's not to say that the right team won't be playing in the Big 12 Championship Game on Saturday. The Oklahoma Sooners argued their case eloquently.

They said nothing.

No rented planes circling over Austin. No phone-ins from Bob Stoops in the middle of Mack Brown's Thanksgiving dinner. Just football. Just a 61-41 victory in hostile environs over a No.11-ranked archrival.

The Sooners' decisive win Saturday over Oklahoma State was as significant a road victory as any team in the Big 12 Conference achieved this season.

There's your tiebreaker.

As myopic Texas fans - and their head coach - conveniently decline to acknowledge, there was a three-way knot, not a two-team tie, atop the Big12 South standings.

Why should a single game played Oct. 11 decide everything? Why not a gameplayed Nov. 1?

Yet, over and over again over the past two weeks, Brown had filibustered for voters not to forget his Texas team's October victory over the Sooners.

Never mind, he seemed to say, that just one week ago Oklahoma took aparta then-undefeated, No. 2-ranked Texas Tech team by 44 points - the sameTech team that beat Texas on Nov. 1.

Never mind that the Sooners' season ledger included nonconference victories over TCU and BCS-bowl-bound Cincinnati.

Longhorns fans countered by trumpeting their Oct. 18 - what is it about October? - win over the Missouri Tigers.

Oh, right. The team that Kansas beat.

In the end, what could Brown have done for me?

He could have just shut up and allowed his team's memorable 11-1 season do the talking for all of Longhorns, Inc.

Instead, Brown began to show up on TV more than that Geico lizard. The poor-taste clincher came Saturday night when he agreed to be interviewed in the middle of the Oklahoma-Oklahoma State telecast.

Why didn't Oklahoma do that, Stoops was asked Sunday?

"I was asked to be on the Texas game Thursday," the OU coach said, "and I said no. I didn't want to do it. I didn't think it was right."

Stay classy, Austin, Stoops was saying, without mentioning any names.

But as Stoops and the Sooners saw, Brown's politicking for his teamworked. The Longhorns gained ground in both of the human polls.

Go figure. Texas, playing at home, defeated a vastly disappointing TexasA&M team 49-9 in a game that Colt McCoy was still quarterbacking in thefourth quarter.

Oklahoma, meanwhile, playing on the road, knocked off the No. 11 team in the nation - and yet lost ground in the human polls to the Texas poor-uscampaign.

"It was the campaigning. I don't think there's any question," said JerryPalm, whose CollegeBCS.com Web site is the bible for all things BCS.

For all the whining, in other words, about computers and formulas and BCSrules, the human element continues to be the bug in the equation. The same thing happened in 2004 when writers and coaches, after Brown again had politicked all week, leapfrogged Texas over Cal in the final poll and sentthe Longhorns to the Rose Bowl.

Everyone seems to complain about the so-called "BCS computers," but as Stoops said, "They don't have agendas. They don't have loyalties. They don't have opinions. They don't have all the bias that everyone else does.

"And if you say no one else does, I don't think you're being truthful."

When the numbers were finally added, Stoops thinks that the strength ofOklahoma's schedule likely was the determining factor that will send his team to Kansas City next weekend.

It's probably not going to make TCU feel any better, but the Horned Frogsmight well have sent the Sooners to the national championship game.

"For people to continue to want to play out-of-conference games that people want to watch and go to and be excited about," Stoops said, "therehas to be an incentive. Otherwise, just schedule four wins and move on downthe road. You could almost schedule a bowl game by that."

If Texas wants to blame anyone today, it needs to blame the guy that scheduled Florida Atlantic, UTEP, Arkansas and Rice. Similar cream-puffscheduling cost undefeated Auburn a title game shot in 2004.

This time, fortunately, the six BCS formula computers cut through the rhetoric.

They judged the football, not the filibuster. And Oklahoma came out the winner in more ways than one.

GIL LeBRETON