Friday, July 20, 2007

Fun With Latin

Here are a few fun phrases in Latin.

Vescere bracis meis - Eat my shorts.

Re vera, potas bene - Say, you sure are drinking a lot.

Noli me vocare. Ego te vocabo - Don't call me. I'll call you.

Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione - I'm not interested in your dopy religious cult.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. - I have a catapult. Unless you give me all of your money, I will fling an enormous rock at your head.

Balaenae nobis conservandae sunt - Save the whales.

Sic hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades - If you can read this bumper sticker, you are both very well educated, and much too close.

Re vera, cara mea, mea nil refert - Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem! - The devil made me do it!

Credidi me felem vidisse! - I tought I taw a puddy tat!

Si fallatis officium, quaestor infitias eat se quicquam scire de factis vestris - If you fail, the secretary will disavow all knowledge of your activities.

Te capiam, cunicule sceleste! - I'll get you, you wascally wabbit!

Certe, toto, sentio nos in kansate non iam adesse - You know, Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

Me transmitte sursum, caledoni - Beam me up, Scotty .

Monday, July 02, 2007

Oprah Helps Tornado Victim

This is about one of the funniest Oprah skits I have ever seen. Coleton, please to be mad because we are making fun or your hero.